A commercial for the new "cycle" of America's Next Top Model, wherein an aspiring contestant reveals she is a mother:
Contestant: I'm a mommy, and it's really hard being apart, especially cos I'm breastfeeding...
Tyra: So you're Fed-exing the milk?
Contestant: Well right now, I'm drinking it.
You know, I do not think I can wait a moment longer before watching this show. Previous seasons have shown us bitching, emotional breakdowns, tantrums, bullying, vague hints of nudity, and stunning stupidity, but I think most would agree that self-suckling has been the missing ingredient holding it back from greatness.