Why not vote for me in the Sydney Writers' Centre Best Blog Competition?
Am I right?
I'm right, right?
You'd be voting for a blog that:
- is number one in the world in regards to how-not-to-be-a-rapist tutorials
- has more blasphemy per square centimetre than all industry leaders
- is as cute as a button
- uses no child labour
- makes your breasts firmer and more inviting if read daily.
It's really up to you!
It is not my place to be prescriptive!
But vote now!
Unless you don't want to!