Tuesday, April 27, 2010

You are so GROUNDED!

So apparently, a team of "evangelical explorers" have discovered what they believe to be the remains of Noah's Ark.

"It's not 100 percent that it is Noah's Ark but we think it is 99.9 percent that this is it," Yeung Wing-cheung, a member of the team said.


Ninety-nine point nine percent certain.

That it is.

Noah's Ark.

They found some wood on a mountain, and they are 99.9 percent certain that it is Noah's Ark.

That would be the ark built to house two of every animal on earth, gathered into one place in ancient Palestine to escape a flood that COVERED THE ENTIRE PLANET.

Hey, "evangelical explorers"!

4 comments:

Casey said...

As overused as it is, I think ROFL is very appropriate here.

lizaloof said...

hi funnyben. i just laughed the roof of my apartment.

lizaloof said...

off, rather...off my apartment. not of. sorry.

Ben Pobjie said...

You're forgiven.