Barack Obama rhymes with armour
Because he shields us from our fears
Barack Obama rhymes with calmer
Because I am always calmer when he is around
Barack Obama rhymes with farmer
Because he tends his people and raises freedom and democracy from the soil
Barack Obama rhymes with chicken parma
Because he is cloaked in the cheese of nobility and the tomato sauce of joy
Barack Obama rhymes with banana in pyjama
Because he is long and yellow and chases teddy bears
Barack Obama rhymes with Dalai Lama
Because he is an elderly Tibetan man
Yes, Barack Obama rhymes with llama
Because he is surefooted and carrying our dreams up the Andes
And also, the fur.
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This is really inspired Ben.
It calls to mind that other great poet, Patrick Bateman, and his seminal haiku:
The poor nigger on the wall. Look at him.
Look at the poor nigger.
Look at the poor nigger… on… the… wall.
Fuck him… Fuck the nigger on the wall…
Black man… is… de… debil?
Barack Obama rhymes with Osama
Because... because... because... because... actually, no, he doesn't.
Barack Obama rhymes with Flippering song cake pancreas
Because he is unpredictable and doesn't play by your rules, man.
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