Thursday, February 5, 2009

EVERYthing?

Well-known moose-botherer and grandmother of two Sarah Palin rails against mean people.

Besides letting us know that bloggers are nasty, she also reveals that she named her daughter Bristol because she was too scared to move to a different city.

Palin also wishes she had more input into strategy during the election campaign. Stupid advisers knocked back her idea to replace the vice-presidential debate with a cross-country caribou-back race.


4 comments:

RVB said...

"Besides letting us know that bloggers are nasty, she also reveals that she named her daughter Bristol because she was too scared to move to a different city."

Logical and well-reasoned. Who could possibly argue?

David Horton said...

Ben this http://www.smh.com.au/opinion/green-ideas-must-take-blame-for-deaths-20090211-84mk.html) has got to be worth a satirical piece from you, much like your piece on the mild Mr Hamza. Miranda is of course Sydney's Andrew Bolt, and this article is worse than Hamza's rant.

Oh and why don't you have a link to my blog (and vice versa to be fair) http://www.blognow.com.au/mrpickwick/

Ben Pobjie said...

That terrible oversight has been corrected, David.

This week's article is not planned to be all about Miranda, but I think she may well get a mention just for her pure class.

It is a tricky week to be writing satire, to be honest.

David Horton said...

Thanks Ben, ditto.

I look forward to you ravishing Ms Devine, if ravishing is indeed the word I am looking for.

Sorry to plonk a non sequitur on the lovely Ms Palin, although I guess she and Miranda are soul mates.