I have not written a blog post for a while, which has probably caused you to get all in a lather, getting all judgmental and stuff. Typical.
But the reason I haven't is that I was on HOLIDAY. And on my holiday I learned these things:
1. If you drive for long enough, your foot literally falls off.
2. Luna Park in Sydney is overpriced and contains terrifying demons wandering around on stilts.
3. On the Gold Coast it rains all the time. Constantly. Any brochures to the contrary are a sick joke.
Oh right, I had a blog post to write. Um, I'll get back to you.