This is just a quick update for you all on what I've been doing in the last week, so you can really sink your teeth into a whole bunch of me at once.
For example, if you want to read me in The Age on the subject of television, you can.
And if you want to read me in The Guardian on the subject of the Labor Party, you can.
Or perhaps you'd like to check out my exclusive interview with Australia's Federal Racism Commissioner in the King's Tribune? (and while you're there, subscribe FFS)
But maybe you'd rather read me on rugby union?
Or rugby league?
Probably you'll get the most satisfaction out of my piece on asbestos and how the government is using it to kill us, on New Matilda. (subscribe there too. Jesus)
Or you could just kick back and relax with my recap of the first episode of the new series of Masterchef.
Not that you need to, because my friend Dan Hall and I have covered all bases re: Masterchef's return in episode one of a brand new web series by GAMers Cam Smith and myself, MASTERCHAT. Check it out below, and stay tuned for next week's ep.
OK that's all for this week. There'll be some more stuff next week. Don't say that I never do anything for you people.