Do you like READING THINGS?
Do you like LAUGHING AT THINGS?
Do you like ELECTRONIC DEVICES?
Do you like - and pay close attention here - ME?
Hey, I know you're answering yes to all those questions! But I know that YOU'RE asking a question too!
You're asking, "But Ben, HOW can I satisfy ALL these preferences of mine for the INCREDIBLY LOW price of $2.99, in a convenient manner delivered instantly over the world wide web?"
OH MY GOD I HAVE THE ANSWER!
That's right! HANDY LATIN PHRASES!
Handy Latin Phrases is the anthology of stories and poetry, known as my equivalent of Woody Allen's "Early, funny stuff" that I self-published several years ago. You can still get it as an old-fashioned dead-tree edition, but NOW! FOR THE FIRST TIME! ON AMAZON! You can get it as a Kindle eBook! For $2.99!
Only $2.99? Why you'd be cruel and foolish NOT to buy it am I right?
Haha! Of course I am!
Go buy it NOW!
