Why should you come see me play the principal in the Bedroom Philosopher's High School Assembly at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival?
For many reasons:
1. There will be MUSIC.
2. There will be DANCING.
3. I will TALK at some point.
4. You are allowed to THROW things at me.
5. It is in a nice THEATRE.
6. It has nice COSTUMES.
7. There are JOKES.
8. You can sit on a SEAT.
9. After the show you might get to have SEX with someone you MET at the nice THEATRE.
10. I will CRY if you DON'T.
So I'll see you there.