tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-281415506871751523.post4467158557752870074..comments2023-10-28T01:37:40.656-07:00Comments on Ben Pobjie's Wonderful World Of Objects: SwearingBen Pobjiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07320337293942659210noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-281415506871751523.post-33243103556493224252011-11-27T18:33:55.587-08:002011-11-27T18:33:55.587-08:00The marketing folks behind White Ribbon Day are cy...The marketing folks behind White Ribbon Day are cynical masterminds.<br /><br />By asking everyone to swear not to commit violence against women they are not only trying to stop a bad practice, but providing the alternative at the same time.<br /><br />Next time your wife annoys you, leave the Yellow Pages and baseball bat collecting cobwebs under the couch, and simply swear at her. It's amazing how satisfying a really good swear can be (Tip: try to include "taint-licker" where you can).<br /><br />You'll be delighted to find verbal abuse can be just as effective at curbing the bitches aberrant behaviour. So, you can get back to watching Friday Night Footy and slamming back VB longnecks sooner, and with less damage to the Housing Commission flat.clawsoutnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-281415506871751523.post-47410181167237302172011-11-24T23:24:09.393-08:002011-11-24T23:24:09.393-08:00Great post.
I have done bad things in my life.
We ...Great post.<br /><i>I have done bad things in my life.</i><br />We all have Ben but the characteristics that count are to be aware of our actions, to own our flaws and to change. The fact that you think about these things and that you write about them (and write really well) is fighting the good fight. Plus, you're a funny bugger. Onya.paul.robert.mcelweehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05106014947180014103noreply@blogger.com